On Second Thought...

ayantiel:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

"It’s for 5 days? But how do you pee?"

*Regarding PMS*
"Wait, I though you guys didn’t do that until you were like… 40?"

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon getting carried away by pigeons.

fancyraptor:

One Piece + text posts: (1/?)

omgdean:

do you ever just start thinking about your best friend and how great they are and how, even if they can’t see it, you somehow know without a doubt that they’re one of the most incredible people you’ve ever met and it’s just like, they’re funny and cute and kind and beautiful and just so freaking important that you can’t even believe that you’re lucky enough to be friends with them??? i mean wo w

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sex

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

This is so relevant to having a bilingual partner it’s not even funny. 

dimplestiltskinxx-fallen-angel:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

that’s how i got these scars

saydox:

Ang Lee is a good cook and was a full-time house-husband for six years.

bl-ossomed:

I love early mornings when I wake up and I can’t see outside my living room windows because the fog is blocking the view, so beautiful.

bl-ossomed:

I love early mornings when I wake up and I can’t see outside my living room windows because the fog is blocking the view, so beautiful.